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Thursday, July 31, 2008,9:30 AM
My chinese blog is like, so saddened.
Writing in chinese got all the unwanted emotions out.
Wanted to delete that mother fucking-ass blog, but didn't do it.
I'm completely fucked up.
Completely worried about kh.
Need to endure the usage of the @#$%^& sewing machine.
Plus scolding from the teacher.
She's so fucking impatient, FGS.
Can't she give us a chance?
None of us ever touch the sewing machine before in our life.
Any teacher reading this?
Like i give a damn.
No offence, but some teachers in my school suck like hell.
They do not know how to teach.
If you don't have any patience for your students, then just FUCK OFF.
Monday, July 28, 2008,7:45 PM
Currently freaking about zedge.
Love the wallpapers!
Haven't had time to check out the themes, though.
Anyway, highly recommended:
For those who're interested in phone wallpapers, themes, ring tones, videos or games.
Go check it out. <3
Saturday, July 26, 2008,6:08 PM
Finally i posted it up.
My beloved prezzies.
# Doggie from daddie.
# Upper view.
# Lolli from Fei.
# Animob from Yun.
# From Kah Poh. [ what's this called? ]
# Teddies from Alwin.
# Earrings from Boon. [ D for demon? ]
Love everything, thank you all. <3
Friday, July 25, 2008,5:54 PM
God, this sucks.
With nothing to blog about, i mean.
And my blogs are full of nothings already.
Days are boring, and that is the truth.
Realistic always suck, doesn't it?
Finished english project and NIE.
Fuck off, stress.
Well, got a good news though.
Got highest in standard. =]
Was like, damn happy.
All stresses worth it, really.
Gambatte for next term. =)
Again, stuck with 'nothing much to say'
Tuesday, July 22, 2008,6:48 PM
That is a fact, really.
I have nothing to say, nor blog about.
Well, let's see if i can squeeze one or two things out.
Doing my english project, and getting tired.
Its like, so damn many words floating around.
However, what i did was just copy paste copy paste.
Nothing so great to be proud of, though.
Going to be done, the informations.
Left the pictures, contents, and cover.
Can't do it tomorrow, since i got my time fully packed with tuition.
Planning to do it on Thursday, but still worried that i don't have enough time.
Deadline is Friday, alright?
[ God damn, what was i doing all weekend? ]
Move on to next topic.
Now, this is frigging good news.
Just got my percentage for 2nd term exam today.
Feel like, elated.
Didn't expect to get so high. =]
But this add to my anxiety for 3rd term exam.
For sure i'll degrade. =/
Whatever, like i care. =D
[ Actually, i really do. Didn't i? ]
What am i doing now?
FGS, i should be doing english project shouldn't i?
Monday, July 21, 2008,8:19 PM
More acknowledgement for my birthday contributors.
Special thanks to
Boon, for your present. [ love it ]
Alwin, for your teddies <3
Fun, for the Beijing key chain thing =]
Don't think there is still any.
Currently completing my English project.
In other words, trying to complete it.
Photos! Oh my God.
I think i'll post them this weekend.
After the English project is sorted.
Sunday, July 20, 2008,4:23 PM
Firstly, my acknowledgement.
Special thanks to Hime, love your pop-up card. =]
Daddie and mummy, for the doggie.
Yun, the animob is cute!
Boon, for your 'find more lengzai wish' .
Vian, for your 'BIRD-DAY' , miss you lots.
Fei, the LOLLI! [ freaked-out ]
Agnes, love the teddy tales, so niice.
Kah Poh, for your present.
Yin, Nie, Yow Chuan, Xuan, Zi Sin, Yin Ling, Candy, Ren, Henry, Ming Yau, Alwin, Kian Lim, Aiko, Kun Huat, Yik Wai, B, Qing, and Wai Toong for your birthday wishes.
For those whom i missed out your names, i'm so sorry, but thank you too.
[ I don't think i missed out any, btw. ]
That was one helluva birthday, love it lots.
Didn't get to eat cake, though. =S
About the photos, i think i'll have a few shots of my doggie and presents?
It'll be updated later. =]
Thanks all, and happy belated birthday to myself.
[ sorry for non-chinese readers, as i do not know how to translate the whole thing. ][ not like there are a lot of people reading, though. ]
12 gone to 13.
Didn't feel any special anyways.
Still have to for tuition.
And maybe there is a test today too.
I don't care.
Just wana flunk it.
Not interested at all. =/
Anyways, juicy details will be updated later. =]
Friday, July 18, 2008,6:08 PM
12 going on 13?
Frigging birthday's tomorrow.
Feels weird, really.
Like, not really elated or anything.
Normal, at least.
The only only thing i'm anticipating.
Gona fetch my doggie home tomorrow.
Will be going to Jusco with family tomorrow. =]
And the doggie there was like, so fucking cute.
Heart melts when i saw it.
Its not really expensive anyway.
And i finally persuaded daddie to buy for me. =)
He says okay, since it's my birthday.
And i can shop till i drop too.
[ Exact words are, shop till he drop. ]
Anyways, hope doggie is still there waiting for me. =D
Will put pictures on it here if i got it. =]
Thursday, July 17, 2008,7:03 PM
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14 . a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 . Leave him in peace
Or rather, moodless.
Think i got all of my results.
Found them surprisingly, not bad.
Got highest on all subjects in class.
Next term, aiming for highest in all subjects in standard.
Hope i can do it. =]
Kh presentation today was, not bad.
Got full marks, by accident.
Simply asked a question. =D
Special thanks to zi sin, for pasting that Korean shirt.
My blog's getting more and more boring, isn't it?
Alright, look forward to the next post.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008,6:50 PM
Like, we had to design stupid clothings.
That's okay, i suppose.
EXCEPT the fact that.
It's those malay clothings.
And we only have two days time.
Two frigging days.
Oh, we're better than other classes.
They only had one day time. =]
The teacher is mad.
Like, how can we finish the project in two days?
Okay, even if we finished, it won't be nice at all.
It will suck.
I'm suppose to design the stupid clothes.
After doing so damn many research, guess what i found?
A great, big, fat ZERO.
I found nothing at all.
The internet sucks.
In other words, the project sucked.
My drawing sucks too.
So how am i suppose to draw?
Anyway, got my chinese paper today.
Was okay, though.
If i got lucky, may get an A.
Will be getting total marks tomorrow. =]
Monday, July 14, 2008,8:33 PM
I have nothing, and i mean, absolutely NOTHING to blog about.
My life is getting more and more boring.
Exam results, quite pleased with it.
At least, some.
Getting chinese papers tomorrow.
OMG. [ This time i really mean it. ]
Hope i didn't get B.
Like, the subjective paper.
Mine sucked. [ still suck now. ]
Anyways, got July's ifeel. =]
Still adjusting my time to read it, since i have to read Next too.
And currently watching ' They kiss again '.
The intro was so lame.
Didn't like it at all.
And didn't feel like watching it.
But i still wana see Aaron. <3>
Unfortunately, that's all i can squeeze out from my brain.
P.S OMG. Chinese paper. Fuck it.
Saturday, July 12, 2008,6:02 PM
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Mood : Bored, bored and more bored.
Finished with V yesterday, and it's okay.
Started with Michael Crichton - Next.
Hope it'll be good.
Tonight will be watching ' Journey to the center of the earth '. =]
Joke in next post. =)
Friday, July 11, 2008,5:52 PM
Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.
"Johnny, what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.
The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.
"What is three times three?"
"How much is nine times six?"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."
Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agreed.
Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.
"What does a man do standing up, a woman does! sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
"Shake hands, Ma'am."
"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."
Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"
"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"
"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."
"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"
"Fire truck, Ma'am!"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university!!!!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Tuesday, July 8, 2008,5:49 PM
Taiwanese came to our school today.
Was kinda cheated anyways, no hotties around.
But at least they're friendly.
The ice-breaking session was such a pity.
Its so damn short - 10 minutes.
We didn't get enough time to know them all.
I can't even recognised their names with the faces, except a few.
Quite fun actually.
And we get buffet! =]
Something which should never be forgotten.
A guy, his name was Lin Yi-Hsien something?
[ weird names, FYI. ]
He got this really cute tiger soft-toy. =D
And it is like, really cute.
Nearly screamed seeing it.
Its white in colour, round eyes, black stripes.
OH MY GOD.
Love it to death.
Hope for it to be mine. =X
I don't think there's much to talk about.
Since the time is not really long. =S
Profit : Free lunch, free games, free friends [ if it counts ] and no study.
Conclusion : FUN. =]
Saturday, July 5, 2008,11:35 AM
Okay sorry i delayed this.
Exam and all are stress, just so you know.
Tagged by boon and someone someone.
I think a few of them tagged me but i don't remember who. =S
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below,and add in your personal question,make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
1. At what age do you wish to marry?
``when baby say its time
2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
3. If you could have one word that'll describe your mood right now, what would it be?
4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
``yes of course [ some ]
5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
``Now that's P & C
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
``of course NOT. [ what about shirts? chocolates? lollies? hotties? ]
7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
``Rhage [ baby i'm never wanting to lose you <3>
8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
``intimidate the president and request that i wan special treatments on tax =]
``as for the remaining money, of course they goes to shirts, chocolates, lollies and hotties.
9. What makes you dislike a person?
``when they piss me off.
10. List out 3 BAD points of the person who tagged you? [ TA-DA! this is mine ]
``i have no friggin idea =]
11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half?
``do i really have to list it out? i'm afraid it might be real long =]
12. If you could rewind time would you?
``NO WAY. i want to go to the future =)
13. What's your ambition?
``Just who's question is this? LAME. [ no offence, alright? ]
16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
``I don't remember doing anything wrong =D
17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
18. What music have you been listening to recently?
19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could?
``Jump off the cliff [ actually, i can do this can't i? ]
20. What would you do if you're sad ?
``hug my baby =]
Tagging no one.
Friday, July 4, 2008,6:05 PM
Well, i'm officially BACK.
* cheers *
Finally it's OVER!
The whole week of exam was like, stress.
I think i did okay this term though. =)
If i'm lucky enough, might have gotten straight A's. =D
Now i don't even want to touch books.
Except Butch. =))
Back on BDB.
So looking forward to it.
Why do we have IGSCE at all?
Its okay, i'm not studying for it. =]
But after the exam, dance club members are suppose to practise dance.
Because on Tuesday, frigging Taiwanese are visiting our school.
Worst, its the old, stupid, teacher day's dance.
Do we have to go through the making-up process again?
What's Taiwanese have got to do with our school anyway?
And we are supposed to WELCOME them.
Not sure about the details, but i think we're going to introduce them about our school, Malaysia culture, traditional game stuff?
That's so damn boring.
And, aren't it usually Japanese should come to our school?
Why would it be Taiwanese this time?
Really curious about it.
Hope to catch a few views of hotties though. =]
E.S : Hey, ma'am.
DEMON : what the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you suppose to be gone by now?
E.S : Oh, i'd bought something for you.
DEMON : I don't think i'm going to like this.
E.S : * Holds out a creature * Here.
DEMON : Wait. What's this? Why does i think it resembles you?
E.S : This is one of my kind, but it's still a trainee. It's code name is Exam Stress Junior.
E.S.JR : Hi. Nice to meet you. =]
DEMON : What's this creature got to do with me? I don't want anything to do with stress.
E.S : Yes, you've completed your exam, but you still have IGSCE on Monday. Since E.S.JR is on probation, our association had decided to send it here for the first training. That's all for now. Please take care of it. See you. =D
DEMON : Wait! You can't do this to me!
* E.S gone *
E.S.JR : Well, aren't you going to welcome me in?
DEMON : ...
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