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My Room.

Sunday, December 7, 2008,4:45 PM

This post should have been posted a few days ago actually.

But i just seemed to forget it.
[ Not 'seemed to', i've completely forgotten about it. ]
So a few days ago, i have no idea why, but i just happen to tidy my room, a task which i've planned about like, months ago.
But i just tidied my bookshelf, to be specific.

# My messy room.

# The mess again.

# 5 shelves done cleaning.

# My collection of comics. [ That's quite a number, i realized. ]

# 6 done!

# Books from the 6th bookshelf i cleaned.

# 7 done!

# Piles of pirated Taiwan dramas and albums. [ Not all are pirated though, some albums are still genuine. ]

# 8 done!

# Obviously books from the 8th.

# 9 done! All is done for the day. [ Not yet. ]

# The Enid Blyton i used to collect when i was younger.

# Okay, the very big mess i've made.

Oh i've got another stupid thing to post.
Yesterday before i went to tuition, i was supposed to eat some lunch first.
I don't want to finish it because i can continue eating after tuition as i was not really hungry yet.
But there are two packets of rice.
And chocolate hasn't come back from her tuition, so if she won't know which packet i had eaten some already.
To save her from opening to check, my dad actually asked me to write my name on top.
And i did!

It says ' Demon's sucky rice (: DO NOT EAT! '
[ Plain stupid, i admit. Plus the writing really suck. Blame the stupid pen. ]
(:

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[ Joke ]

If Women Ruled the World.
[ I kinda hope for this. (: ]

If women ruled the world...

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket.

A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing food within two hours of bedtime.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".

Men would earn 70 cents every dollar a woman made.

Men would bring drinks, chips and dips to women watching soap operas.

Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

Men would learn phrases like "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit"...

Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

TV new segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS stimulator.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of two-year-olds for six weeks.

Etc...

[ The rest are for US to think more about! ]

Now i really, really hope women rule the world. (:

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P.S I apologize for not adding colours to the joke thing and actually to me its kinda tired to read the whole long thing without some colour to decorate.
But i don't really know where to emphasize or whatever.
So i'll just leave it to your own imagination.

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