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2009.

Thursday, January 1, 2009,4:39 PM

[ Warning: Might be a long post. Make sure you don't nod off. ]

The first day of 2009!
Actually i don't feel any special, just like a normal day.
Anyway, me mum and choco went to aunt's house.
Me and choco played with aunt's baby girl's toy.
And and and.
I made this!
Its Hero with a gigantic R.

Hero I LOVE YOU!
Muahaha.

Then we went out to Minlon.
On the way there, we saw a naked man running.
As in, completely naked.
I didn't really see, just a glimpse as i was not wearing specs.
Mum say he was probably mugged or something.
I kinda agree too.
Because he doesn't look like a madman running around the streets naked.
Later, we reached Minlon!
I'll let the pictures do the talking.

And for those who are interested, you can go to chocolate's profile to see me and her's stupid camwhore.
Here!

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By the way, we ate Big Apple donuts yesterday!
Hurray.

# To be opened soon.

# Donuts! Damn appealing.

# Half eaten.

# Done!

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[ Joke ]
85% guarantee funny?
Well because i practically collapsed in laughter when i read it.
And when i told it to chocolate during dinner, she spitted her rice.
Muahaha.

There was a shipwreck and 3 men was lucky to have survived as they cling on to the floating woods found on the sea.
They held for 3 days 3 nights and finally reached an island.

Unfortunately, a group of tribesman found them and brought them to meet their chief.
The chief said, " Each of you do 2 task for me. If three of you can finish the task, i will let you all go. But if you failed, i'll kill you."

So, the 1st task was asked: Find one type of food and find 10 of it.

A was back first. He took 10 apples.
The chief said, "2nd task is, if you can put these 10 apples into your asshole without making any sound, i'll let you go."
When A stuffs until the 5th apple, he made a cry and he was shot to death.

Then B was back with 10 small berries.
He was asked to do the same thing.
Until the 9th berry he is putting, he laughed.
So he was shot to death.

Later, A and B met in heaven.
So A asked, "Hey! Why did you laugh? You nearly made it!"

And B replied, "No choice! I saw C back with 10 durians!"

ROFLMAO.
Funny?
Tell me in my chat box. =)

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Thought of the Day:
Humor is the world's greatest blessing. =D

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