E.S : Good day, ma'am. I've come to report myself.
DEMON : * puzzled * who are you? and how did you know my blog website?
E.S : Okay, i'll introduce myself now. I'm stress, codename exam stress. Or if you prefer, you can also call me E.S.
DEMON : EXAM STRESS? what the fuck? Now, what's your problem with me?
E.S : It's like this. I'm travelling around the world, taking a vacation. And i decide i'll visit you.
DEMON : NO WAY. i don't need you here. i'm totally relaxed.
E.S : relax? Oh you mean R? He's my friend, FYI. And he took off to someone else's place just a few moment ago. didn't he tell you? He wanted to have some little adventure, so he exchange places with me.
DEMON : How could he?
E.S : Of course he could, ma'am. Since that your exam is coming, i'm here to accompany you.
DEMON : Isn't that worse?
E.S : Not really. You see, other people, they're not as lucky as you to have Exam Stress with them when exam comes.
DEMON : Oh SHUT UP! Can you just fuck off and leave me alone?
E.S : Oh don't worry. I will leave soon...
DEMON : *brightens* YES! thank you!
E.S : ...at 3.45 pm on the 4th of July.
DEMON : * pupils dilated * you called that SOON?
E.S : Absolutely. FYI, that's another reminder for you. Your exam is two weeks away.
DEMON : i know that already. So?
E.S : So, why are you using your time chatting with me now? *smiles*
DEMON : Chatting? No way. I'm arguing with you, motherfucker. I just want to to fuck off and get your friend back here. Got it?
E.S : * looks at time * Oh. I have to go now. There's many one else i have to pay a visit. But you're the first one who're willing to chat with me. You're the best customer I've ever had. Thank you so much. To repay your kindness, i promise you that i'll be back often.
DEMON : FUCK OFF!
E.S : *shouted hyper high-pitched * I'LL BE BACK! * scurries away. *
* glass breaks *
DEMON : HEY WAIT! COME BACK! Who's going to pay for the glass now? It costs me a lot, you motherfucker. * stares angrily *
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